Friday, February 20, 2015

10 Lessons Zumba Has Taught Me



1) I would be rubbish with a machete. 

2) The Cha Cha is my bag. 

3) I can Charleston, but I cannot do it without pulling a vaudeville face and jazz hands.
 
4) I'm in love with Enrique Iglesias. 

5) The teacher calling Bruno Mars "Bruno Marx" is hilarious because I immediately picture Groucho Marx doing Uptown Funk. 

6) I am also in love with Bruno Mars (but I knew that already).

7) My hips might lie. 

8) I have retained zero knowledge from high school Spanish. Sorry Mrs. Martin. 

9) Fake it until you make it. 

10) When in doubt, take an impromptu  water break and watch the 80 y/o Asian lady in front of you. She knows what she's doing.